My kids are way too smart

Last week Isabelle informed me:

When parts come off of rockets or spaceships after they take off, those parts "disengage" (okay, so I knew *that* already).

Apparently there's another use for the word "disengage", it means divorce.

Of course, when she said that I had to make her explain. Here's her explanation:

"Well, before you get married you get engaged. Since "Dis" means "un" or "not" then "disengaged" means that you're not engaged anymore. If you get not engaged then you have to get a divorce."

I swear I thought I was going to die laughing. I love that kid!

A few minutes ago I had Sam sitting in my lap and I had the Bette Middler "Baby Mine" mp3 playing and I was singing it to him. He was really in to it at first, laid his head on my shoulder & acted all sweet (very rare for Sam) then he lifted his head up and gave me about 20 kisses (also very rare) so I thought he was really digging me singing to him (he'd be the only person in the world to really dig my singing, hah). Then he looks at me & says "Stop it" (which he's never said before so I kinda thought it was a fluke) and I keep singing to him... so he puts his hand over my mouth and says "NO!"

Then I realized he was kissing me to try to shut me up.

Well, at least they're intelligent.